Fuck it, I'm smoking crack

I made up my mind

I'm smoking crack!

To eliminate the problem with the kidney stone in my back

See, If I smoke crack, it's a well know fact

I can get all of my public assistance, benefits, hell I can collect!

Since age 13, I've worked hard

I always had a job

For 22 years

Never once collected employment

Providing for my family

my heart's enjoyment

to put hands to work, and reap the benefits of my labor

for positive outcomes later

I AM THE WORKING POOR!

Nothing more demeaning, than working hard to the core

to find out your not entitled to any benefits of any kind anymore!

Why? Because I am not an addict

I admit I have a few bad habits (Moscato, one other I won't mention)

But, smoking crack is where it's at!

I will get mega food stamps and cash assistance

they’d find me a home to live in

I'd go to weekly meetings to express my passion for the pipe

and how I hate being an addict

But, it will be worth it!

They’d take this kidney stone out of my back, they would care that I was in pain

I won't have to complain

Waiting on surgery for the 24th of January

About a week or so from today

How friggin dare they!

If I was Beyonce, they'd pave the way

Giving me long hospital stays

I'd be treated like a queen

No insurance paper work for me

 yippy!

or waiting for surgery

This uncomfortable kidney stone

I’m sitting in pain at home

Well, since I am not Beyonce married to Jay-Z

The hospital system seems kinda lazy

No shutting down floors for me

So, I am reduced to my fallacies, and my thoughts

of devising ways to cope with the pain in my back

Laughing at my Vicodin induced thoughts about

smoking crack

ughhhhh!!!!!!! Health care take that!